{"id":336,"date":"2014-07-07T11:10:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T18:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2014-07-07T11:12:01","modified_gmt":"2014-07-07T18:12:01","slug":"ive-seen-a-lot-of-ass-cracks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve seen a lot of ass cracks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, it was my great pleasure and honor to coach and play with a fairly new improv group. Their sense of play was great, and it was clear that they&#8217;d all had a fair amount of improv schoolin&#8217; from various excellent teachers. And, at one point, I felt compelled to give a note to one member that&#8217;s awkward to give to people you know, and more awkward still to give to someone you&#8217;ve just met. But it&#8217;s a note I&#8217;ve felt would be useful to colleagues a thousand times, whether while in rehearsal, performance, or watching a show. But, y&#8217;know, if you&#8217;re not the director or coach, it&#8217;s just bad form, right? So this was the first time I ever gave the note.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Be aware of what you&#8217;re wearing on stage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This sounds obvious, but in a form where a) big physicality is more engaging than standing around and talking, and b) performers tend to wear whatever they were wearing off stage (i.e., low rise jeans and\/or loose-fitting tops), we occasionally show the audience more than we intended them to see. This is not meant to be a puritanical note. Rather, it&#8217;s an acknowledgment that even if the audience is delighted to see our bared breasts or tuchuses (tuchi?)*, if they <i>are<\/i> seeing them, they&#8217;ve been distracted from all the scene work we&#8217;ve done up until that point. It makes, even if only for a brief second, the scene about something else. We&#8217;ve worked hard for the suspension of disbelief, yeah? So let&#8217;s not concede it to a moment of, &#8220;Did I just see that actor&#8217;s ass?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Unless, of course, it&#8217;s on purpose.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/screen.yahoo.com\/nerds-broken-fridge-000000200.html?format=embed\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" mozallowfullscreen=\"true\" webkitallowfullscreen=\"true\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><i>* This issue, by the way, is a gender neutral one. In my own experience, the offenders have more often been male, in fact. So, so many hairy ass cracks.**<\/p>\n<p>** Yes, I know the irony of this note coming from someone who has entered scenes in nothing but his underwear.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, it was my great pleasure and honor to coach and play with a fairly new improv group. Their sense of play was great, and it was clear that they&#8217;d all had a fair amount of improv schoolin&#8217; from various &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/?p=336\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":344,"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions\/344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.aroundtheblockimprov.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}